"HAUNTED SQUIRREL MAKES DREAMS COME TRUE!"
"HAUNTED SQUIRREL REPAIRED MY CREDIT!"
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"YOU CHANGED MY LIFE!"
"I WON THE POWERBALL!"
"HAUNTED SQUIRREL SAVED MY LIFE!"




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HAUNTED SQUIRREL!


Dear Haunted Squirrel,
Forget Sylvia Browne. Forget John Edward. Haunted Squirrel is the REAL DEAL!
You changed my life! I had a private reading with you last year and you told me what my lucky numbers were. I won the PowerBall! My husband and I sold our little house in Tennessee and now we're in Las Vegas, seeing shows every night (Wayne Newton is brilliant on stage!) and living the high life! I just wanted you to know that I will never forget what you have done for us.
Haunted Squirrel makes dreams come true!!!
Bless your heart.
Mrs. Kenneth Fayan
Las Vegas, NV



Dear Haunted Squirrel,
My credit rating was shot to Hell and you saved me! If I hadn't found you, I'd be a bag lady now, living under a bridge and eating out of dumpsters. You told me how to solve my financial problems and now I'm debt-free and stress-free! It was your wisdom and connection to the spirit world that repaired my credit and I am more grateful than words can express. Thank you, Haunted Squirrel.
Lucia Ruggieri

Dear Haunted Squirrel,
I was always afraid to travel because I had a mild case of agoraphobia. My visits with you changed all that and I have since been around the world several times. I now run a successful import business, specializing in handicrafts from Tibet and Nepal. I never dreamed I could be so fulfilled.
I couldn't have done this without you.
William Bostick

Dear Haunted Squirrel,
If I hadn't met with you, I never would have realized my dream of becoming a neurosurgeon. Because you told me what my future held, I had the faith and determination to keep going despite the long, grueling hours of study and residency. I now have a private practice and more patients than I can handle. Thank you, Haunted Squirrel. I could not have done this without you.
Dr. Uptapi

Dear Haunted Squirrel,
You are probably too busy to read all of your mail, so if someone other than you reads this, I hope they will pass it along to you. I got married to the man of my dreams and you made it all happen! You told me when and where I would meet him, what his name was and what he would be wearing. I didn't really feel like going out to a party that night as I had a terrible intestinal virus, but I went anyway, knowing the man of my dreams would be at there. You were right! We danced half the night away and then he asked me out right after I threw up on him! I knew he was "the one." We have been happily married for three months (we sent you an invitation but you didn't RSVP) and he just got a promotion at work (you predicted that too!). I expect to get pregnant next Tuesday, and I'll let you know if you got that one right too.
Anyway, thank you for everything. If not for you, I would still be single and working at WalMart.
Love,
Mrs. Tessie Nolan


Dear Haunted Squirrel,
You told me to quit my job, sell my house and move south. I did exactly as you instructed and I have never been happier! Thank you!
Fondly,
Kay Sloan

Dear Haunted Squirrel,
I have never had a private audience with you, but I typed my question into this website and now my path is clear. I've been waffling about making a decision and you helped me make it. I now have the courage to divorce my wife and move to Tahiti to follow in the footsteps of the great Paul Gaughin. Thank you for lifting the veil that has been clouding my vision.
George Maurice

Dear Haunted Squirrel,
Your reading gave me the courage to follow my dreams and start my own business. It's a lot of work, but I'm passionate about it and my company is bringing in over a million dollars a year. I would not have had the courage to forge ahead without your guidance. Thank you.
Forever grateful,
W. Tilson

Dear Haunted Squirrel,
You told me that I was allergic to peanuts and I didn't believe you because I used to eat them all the time. You made me promise to buy an epinephrine pen to be prepared. Well, guess what? You were right! I've suddenly developed an allergy to peanuts and that pen saved my life! I'd be dead now if not for you. Thank you, Haunted Squirrel. I owe you my life!
Pam Costello

Dear Haunted Squirrel,
I lost my job, I was in debt up to the rafters, and I saw no way out. Some deadbeat cousins moved in with me and drained the few monetary resources I had left. I was contemplating suicide. A private reading with you was my last hope. You told me where my dead uncle's money was buried and you were right on the money! (Pun intended.) Now my house is paid off, I've thrown out the cousins and I'm enjoying my new life with no stress.
Regards,
Adrian Young

Dear Haunted Squirrel,
No one believed me when I told them I was a woman trapped in a man's body, but you saw it right away without me having to say a word. You advised me to have sexual reassignment surgery and even what doctor to see. You changed my life! I'm happier than I've ever been before and it's all because of you. My friends and family tell me I'm a better person now. Thank you Haunted Squirrel.
Hugs and kisses,
Glenda



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